Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

banter, Barkeeps, big, Cock, drinks, INN, STRONG, Stronger

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Items Found:	1473
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	574	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

mc.kraftkings.com

New Era City

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

199.188.100.202:25665

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Horror Stories Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	832834
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7696	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

ultimateminecraft.net

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	188	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

dfmc.co

Purplecraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Purplecraft

108.170.14.146:26020

Havoc In Paradise

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	906444
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

havocinparadise.mcserver.ws

BreackerCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

69.175.94.20

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

openacademy.live

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

mc.teamone.sg

AlcatrazCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Enchantments Applied:	188	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

198.24.134.114

Lost Boys

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

lostboys.game-host.org

DodgysHoose

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crops Grown:	9604
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

85.236.101.6:27965

CubeServer #1

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crops Grown:	9549
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

1.cubeserver.org

Retonix

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	New Chunks Explored:	930652
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9098
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

176.227.192.34

Serenity Craft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175