BarebonesMP: A Vanilla Server for Adulting Gamers, No Babies Allowed!🚫

BareBonesMP Minecraft Server
Established:	2019
Server Uptime:	24/7
Server Address:	play.barebonesmp.com
Discord Link:	discord.gg/barebonesmp
Dynmap:	barebonesmp.com/map

How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time. From building massive castles to pranking your friends with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary PvP battles that happen every full moon – it’s like watching a real-life gladiator match, but with pixelated swords.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The secret underground disco club hidden beneath spawn. That’s right, we’ve got a dance floor, DJ booth, and even a bar serving virtual cocktails. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move in our glowstone-lit dance party.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us tonight and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ScuzCraft

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Looking for a fresh Minecraft experience? Join our Java-only server, where we’ve just expanded our map for new kingdoms! Build your empire, explore a world connected by a sprawling road network, complete with large cities, vast ruins, a developed Spawn City, and various other wonders. Our main purpose is a hybrid form of factions pvp where we engage in epic wars between our bred Dog Armies, which serve as the “Soldiers” of our server. Our server features a beautifully crafted spawn area, a vibrant modern city, and ancient ruins in progress for you to discover.

We’re currently focused on growing the eastern map, so if you’re up for the challenge, now’s the perfect time to claim your space and make your mark. Prove yourself, and we’ll help you secure your kingdom’s borders to protect your lands during times of peace. The first 3 dedicated players to join will be given their own Kingdoms outright, so join fast! After this players will have to work their way up all on their own.

Our server uses clanwars, shops, and worldguard (in peacetime). We are pretty lax about rules, but we ask that you at least build something and contribute to the server and our wars. Griefing is allowed during war so make sure to protect your homeland at all costs!

Take a look at our Dynmap—you’ll be hooked. Come join the adventure!

Dynmap: http://scuzcraft.xyz:8123/?worldname=world&mapname=surface&zoom=0&x=8934&y=64&z=-7245

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will literally keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because on our server, the world will collapse in your lifetime! That’s right, you better start building your epic creations now because who knows when the world will come crashing down around you!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of knowing that at any moment, the world could collapse and your Minecraft dreams could be shattered. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	922	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to spice up your life because our SMP is so peppered, your angus won’t know what hit it!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the server’s economy, and if you can impress them with your llama dance skills, you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most peppered SMP around. Your angus will thank you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1080	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dimension Network

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Best Minecraft Survival , PVP,LifeSteal Server In Bangladesh Our Main Game Mod is LifeSteal And Survival Discord Server:- https://discord.gg/dimensionop

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Groom’s Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical unicorn that grants wishes, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us groom you for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Rune Sending Tomfoolery Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with chaos, mayhem, and tomefuckers sending Runes your way! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of mysterious Runes appearing out of nowhere and causing havoc in the world. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind these mystical messages and become the ultimate Rune master! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just watch out for those sneaky tomefuckers!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Worst Boss Ever Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most hilariously terrible boss battles of all time! Forget about fighting dragons or giant spiders, get ready to take on the ultimate challenge: Consort Radahn.

This boss is so bad, it’s actually good. You’ll find yourself laughing hysterically as you try to defeat this ridiculously inept foe. Watch as Radahn flails around aimlessly, giving you plenty of time to just sit back and relax.

And if you think you’ve seen bad bosses before, think again. Consort Radahn makes the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park. So why waste your time on any other server when you can join us and experience the most absurd boss battles in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6831	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Different Elaina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Elaina looks a little different…like, she’s actually a llama in a wig! That’s right, we’ve got llamas in wigs running around causing chaos and confusion. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why Elaina looks a little different…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MysticMeadow – Anarchy without privates Minecraft server

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MysticMeadow 1.16.5 – 1.20.1 Anarchy without privates

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, arts and crafts tournaments, and even M-League matches! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and competitive?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, because why not? And if you’re feeling extra creative, sign up for our Arts and Crafts tourney – it’s like no other Minecraft event you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join us before October 31st and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Is This True Minecraft SMP: IYC (In Your Country) – Taking Into Careful Consideration

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is building a dirt house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Disease

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Looking for a refreshing take on OP Prison? Disease has looked at every aspect of gameplay, and attempted to recreate the best experience possible.

We offer many features, some key, custom features which you may recognize from other servers include: – Pets – Armor

See you in the mines!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	84

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Big Tits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join in on epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama who loves to breakdance. So come on, join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Clarifies Her Issues Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest pixel art of a potato. Watch as alliances are formed and broken over the last block of diamond ore in the mines. And get ready for some intense drama as players argue over who stole whose stack of dirt blocks.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have fun events like “Chicken Jousting” where players ride chickens into battle with carrots on sticks. And our annual “Pig Racing Derby” is not to be missed – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig zoom past you at lightning speed.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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BarebonesMP: A Vanilla Server for Adulting Gamers, No Babies Allowed!🚫

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Updated November 8, 2024

How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP

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ScuzCraft

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Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server

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The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP

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Dimension Network

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Groom’s Paradise Minecraft Server

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Rune Sending Tomfoolery Minecraft SMP

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Worst Boss Ever Minecraft Server

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Different Elaina Minecraft SMP

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MysticMeadow – Anarchy without privates Minecraft server

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Is This True Minecraft SMP: IYC (In Your Country) – Taking Into Careful Consideration

Updated November 8, 2024

Disease

Updated November 8, 2024

Big Tits Minecraft Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7