BarebonesMP: A Vanilla Server for Adulting Gamers, No Babies Allowed!🚫

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server
Established:	2019
Server Uptime:	24/7
Server Address:	play.barebonesmp.com
Discord Link:	discord.gg/barebonesmp
Dynmap:	barebonesmp.com/map

Features:

Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month
Map Was Reset on October 6th, 2023

Server Rules:

Do not grief or steal from other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
Do not harass or bully other community members
Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages
Absolutely no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers
Do not advertise, spam, or intentionally lag/crash our servers
Only PVP is allowed in designated areas or with agreement beforehand
TNT Duping is allowed

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to get whitelisted.

Are there any server events?

Events are hosted every weekend, and there are monthly mayor elections on the server.

Can I use client-side mods?

Client-side mods that give unfair advantages are not allowed on the server. Contact staff if you are unsure about a specific mod.

Is PvP allowed?

PvP is only allowed in designated areas or with prior agreement among players. Do not engage in PvP without consent.

When was the map reset?

The map was reset on October 6th, 2023, marking the start of a new season on the server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TheY ARE COMING FOR YOU 4CHANNERS, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in fear of the 4channers? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can finally take a stand against them? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Career Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving everyone a fair chance, regardless of their speech style or background! Our HR department is always on the lookout for motivated individuals who are ready to take on new challenges and build their careers in the virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Several Tries Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).

So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where reality twists and turns like a rollercoaster on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Holy Panda Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We have a whole section dedicated to answering life’s most important questions, like “What does the Bible say about the Chinese race?” Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away when suddenly, out of nowhere, a spaceship comes crashing down on top of you! But don’t worry, because the aliens onboard are actually super friendly and decide to bring you back to life as a girl! Talk about a plot twist! Join our server for the chance to experience the most out-of-this-world adventures and upgrades you never knew you needed. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you on this wild ride!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft SMP – Giggly Griefer Gang

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of Guilty Gear Strive! 🎮

🔥 Join us for epic tournaments like Stormy Night, where players battle it out in a world tour event that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Who will emerge victorious in the Team of 3 Open Beta #2? Only time will tell!

📚 Dive into our main wiki for frame data and system mechanics, because in this world, knowledge is power! And don’t forget to check out the Player Glicko-2 ratings to see where you stand among the competition.

🛡️ Need some extra help? Our approved Strive mods like the Potato Mod and Frame Data Display will give you the edge you need to dominate the battlefield.

👑 And for all you Queen Dizzy fans out there, we’ve got a starter guide that will have you ruling the server in no time!

🎸 So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready to rock and roll in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember, when you close your lobby, announce it in the thread or face the wrath of the Guilty Gear gods! 🤘

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can punch Asuka in her ugly kraut face! That’s right, join us for epic battles against Asuka and her kraut minions as we defend our blocky world from their evil clutches. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Asuka, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single touch. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show Asuka who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ryzen 7 SMP Minecraft Decent 2024

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on outdated servers with laggy gameplay and boring builds? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time we all built giant statues of our favorite snacks and had a massive food fight? Oh, and let’s not forget the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a clucking contest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is powered by the mystical energy of the AMD Ryzen 7, making it the fastest and most powerful server in all of Minecraft land. You’ll never experience lag or slow loading times again!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within our world. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Down Under Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual BBQ with all your new best friends.

And if you’re from Sydney, well, you’re in for a real treat. Our server has a secret portal that leads straight to the Sydney Opera House. Yep, you heard that right. You can mine for diamonds by day and catch a show at the Opera House by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

It’s Getting Dark, Too Dark to See – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the sun never sets and the mobs are always throwing a party!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come out of nowhere and start busting out their best moves. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Steve, replaced all the pigs with flying llamas? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of clucking soldiers ready to take over the world. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So come on down to our crazy SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s getting dark, too dark to see…but who needs light when you have a flaming pig as your trusty steed?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

5:02 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be staying up until 5:02 AM just to keep playing! Join us for a night of craziness and fun as we build, mine, and battle our way through the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? Goodnight, lovely people, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Flg – Minecraft SMP – F-List General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. From snake sniddies to unicorn horn tickling, we’ve got more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Need a break from mining and crafting? Jump into our webchat for some textual roleplaying that will make your diamond armor blush. And don’t forget to check out our filtered ads for even more spicy content.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as wild and creative as you are? Come on in and let your fursona run wild – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a roleplay scenario that involves a talking cow and a quest for the rarest block in the game. Let the adventures begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FamCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each individual member in hilarious detail! From Okayu, who is basically a cat in human form, to Korone, the doggo with a heart of gold, to Fubuki, the snow queen who will freeze you with her icy stare, to Ayame, the ninja warrior who can vanish into thin air, to Mio, the wolf girl who will howl at the moon, to Subaru, the space cadet who will take you on a wild ride through the galaxy.

Follow them on Twitter for even more shenanigans, watch their crazy videos, and join our community of OKFAMS enthusiasts! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin! 🐱🐶❄️🗡️🐺🚀 #OKFAMS #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Alright Elite Gods, who are we taking? Dakota? – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server in existence! Join us and become a part of the Elite Gods, a group of legendary players who dominate the virtual world with their mad skills and insane builds.

We have Dakota, the master of redstone who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. Join us and witness her epic creations that will leave you speechless.

But that’s not all! We also have Steve, the fearless warrior who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread. Join us and learn his secret techniques for surviving in the toughest of situations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the Elite Gods. Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Let’s conquer this Minecraft world together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!