BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	50	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Villages Defended:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Votes:	4079

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Towns Built:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	152	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1701
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	252

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	202
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	686800	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	872	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Villages Defended:	6
Ores Mined:	5918	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6434	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	34

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net