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Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	377
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Void Gems Collected:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Potions Brewed:	68	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	7170
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	643
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Crops Grown:	8525	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	124533
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Farms Harvested:	850
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Votes:	5005	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Items Found:	6971	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	3628	Falling into the Void:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4