BanHammerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCurez

coping mechanisms, CraftyCurez, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, feel better, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self-care, social support, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the end dimension in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs therapy when you have our server to make you feel better?

WTOcraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, international trade, market volatility, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, united states, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Towns Built:	5

so u know how trump be all like “imma put tariffs on china” and china be all like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ that”? well now china be hittin’ back and complainin’ to the WTO like “yo, this ain’t fair, trump be trippin’”. but guess what? on this minecraft server, we don’t care ’bout no tariffs or complaints, we just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. join us and escape all that drama, build a giant panda statue or a great wall of china replica, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the political nonsense and just chill with your fellow gamers. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time. #minecraftforlife #notariffshere #chinahitsback

Tea War No More Server

AMERICANS, Beverage, Bloody, Boycott, British, colonies, Conflict, culture, drink, History, INDEPENDENCE, patriotism, protest, Rebellion, rebellion against tyranny, revolution, revolutionaries, Server, tea, tradition, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?

Moon’s Late Water Delivery

astronomical events, celestial bodies, Delivery, early arrival, Earth formation, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Insight, Late, later arrival, life origin, moon formation, Moons, origin of life, planet, planetary formation, scientific discovery, smaller portions, Water, Water Delivery, water sources

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, liek, u kno how water is, liek, super important for life an stuff? well, turns out it didnt even get here until way later than we thought! but dont worry, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can experience all the water u want, whenever u want!

imagine building ur own underwater kingdom or exploring vast oceans filled with treasure and danger. on our server, the water is always flowing and ready for u to dive in and have a splashin’ good time!

join us and be part of a community that knows the importance of water in the universe. who needs early water delivery when u can have it all right here, right now? come on in and make a splash with us!

GhostMC.EU

Creative, KitPvP, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Server Survival Creative Minigames PVP Adventure Building Exploration Redstone Mods Plugins Online Sandbox Fantasy Roleplay Community Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	947705	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the best Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 8 games at GhostMC!

Come check us out!

Our Discord: discord.gg/ghostmc

play.ghostmc.eu

DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, DILF, Haven, Oasis, Zoomer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6420	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Towns Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ores Mined:	9787	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	7088	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Farms Harvested:	114
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	437573
Zombie Dances:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	787
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
New Chunks Explored:	872220	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14