BanHammerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2294	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	913
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3452	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	23651
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	625	Enchantments Applied:	151
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	473	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7263
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Towns Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	479379
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7909	Dragon Eggs Found:	4293
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Emeralds Found:	405	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	2216	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4