BanHammerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2374
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	135
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1854
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3760	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	8764
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	400389	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Items Found:	8986
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1072	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5450	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	865
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	3441
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3492
Love Letters Sent:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!