Bandoria | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	168358

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

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rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	469610	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	71

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Animals Bred:	53	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	157	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	108/900	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	196	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6