BananasCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	5007
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	556484	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	122	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1625
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	New Chunks Explored:	662992
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	3550	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Farms Harvested:	962
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Items Found:	6123	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Towns Built:	9

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crops Grown:	6689

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimension Hops:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mines Excavated:	3610
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8333	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Items Found:	1691	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Star Shards Collected:	180	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	4733	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	123
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7