Banana-phobic Swede on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

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CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

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Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ores Mined:	6630
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Holy Grails Found:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7025
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	7557
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Villages Defended:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	6755
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mines Excavated:	4750

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mines Excavated:	2728
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Animals Bred:	63	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	5440	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com