Banana-phobic Swede on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Votes:	5697
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

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CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1002
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

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Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1051
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	8798
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1992	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	173
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ores Mined:	7024	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7080	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	197
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ores Mined:	8824	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	2135

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4809	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Dragon Eggs Found:	9139

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Votes:	4388	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com