Banana-phobic Swede on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

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Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3618	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crops Grown:	9776
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	7

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6625	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	78	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	141	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	457016	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
New Chunks Explored:	745982	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	7585	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	9969	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

play.turtlecraftsmp.com