Ban Hammer Madness: NSFW Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Divine Spears Created:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	994	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	75
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	891
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crops Grown:	7986
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magic Items Found:	5480	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	77
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Villages Defended:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Votes:	1455
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchantments Applied:	82

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magic Items Found:	5008
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ores Mined:	8639
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Players:	93/700	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Players Killed by Monsters:	2044	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6