Ban Hammer Madness: NSFW Edition

Adult, adult content, Ban, banned, banned content, Cock, CONTENT, Edition, explicit, explicit content, explicit material, Femboy, femboy cock, hammer, inappropriate, love, madness, Mature, mature content, Mods, NSFW, nsfw content, Posting, rule breaking

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crops Grown:	9733
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly express yourself? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with femboy cock galore! Build your dream world surrounded by fabulous femboys who are always ready to lend a helping hand (or any other body part you desire). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the femboy cock madness begin!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Votes:	7649	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Animals Bred:	159	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	40
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	272
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crops Grown:	5882	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Void Armor Forged:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3299
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Emeralds Found:	4760	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7855	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.