BAM Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	61	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	284
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dimension Hops:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	780229

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Potions Brewed:	194
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	184
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	712925	Secret Passages Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4259	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Animals Bred:	91	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9995	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

Players:	110/400	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	5981	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	271	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8