BalticBlockParty | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7379
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Cheap donations, Clans, Contests, Duels, Events, Friends, HARD GRIEF, high quality, No Lags, Parkour, Party, Prison, PvP, Surival, Trade

Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9686
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crops Grown:	9542	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	414109
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mines Excavated:	4531
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyCultureShock

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	5421
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Invited2Wedding

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GiftedSMP: BestGiftEver

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Oh, the best gift I’ve ever received was definitely an invite to this epic Minecraft SMP! Trust me, this server is like no other. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, secret underground roller coasters, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who gives out quests for rare loot. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Towns Built:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23