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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 173 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 371 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2178 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Ores Mined: | 1721 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.
So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!