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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2215 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.
So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!