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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7435 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3697 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 1973 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.
So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!