Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Omnablock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Honeycomb

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We welcome all new players to join us! Our friendly and pleasant Semi-Vanilla Survival allows for the best building experience. All players can join, as The Honeycomb has a no signup policy.→ A few of our plugins: • Trade Shop • Single Player Sleep • Grief Prevent→ More about the Honeycomb: • The last map reset was: 1st July 2023 (This was based on a community vote) • You’ll have access to a few commands such as /tpa, /kits and /homes. • There is a shopping district called Nectar Nook where players can build a shop & sell items. • We host weekly in-game events with limited edition prizes up for grabs. • Meetings are hosted in game which allow players to put across their opinions and suggestions. • You are able to arrange community building projects with the community. • The map will never reset without community votes and discussions. The previous map will also be available for download meaning you will never lose your projects.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Harlon City Server

Economy, Survival

A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crops Grown:	8111
Dragon Eggs Found:	2406	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

isoVerse is a Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.IP & Website: isoVerse.net | Join with Java + BedrockBegin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more! In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island! Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks! Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard! On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time! In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby! Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1026	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”