| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2287 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 732675 |
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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 378 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 194 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 94 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4795 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1831 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 654 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1721 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 220072 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3105 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6147 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 209 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 306 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 7923 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Dungeon | Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards |
| Roleplay System | Create unique characters and work for your town |
| Player-run Economy | Trade in gold and items with other players |
| Skill Levelling System | Track and improve your skills for unique perks |
| Quests System | Complete challenges for special rewards |
| Other Features | Custom music discs and brewery |
A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.
A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.
A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2054 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8713 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8048 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 97 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5295 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1360 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 136 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9301 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8252 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5232 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2872 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2186 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7513 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
