| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9913 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 182 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 30 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9416 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3589 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 443 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9828 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 248 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7948 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 198 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7348 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1498 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4198 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3992 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2330 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4239 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 68 | Ores Mined: | 7064 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9026 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 120 | Magic Items Found: | 2448 |
| Crops Grown: | 2341 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!
So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 138 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6044 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 774 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3210 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4189 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 176 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1630 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.
SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8196 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 45 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!
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✔ Mini-games
✔ TOP clans
✔ No dup!
✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)
✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)
✔ TOP players
✔ Survival
✔ pets
✔ Effects
✔ Smiles
✔ No lags
✔ Drugs
✔ Wedding
✔ Work
✔ Ranks
✔ parkour
✔ Clans
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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers
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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1787 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 1836 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1593 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Votes: | 5190 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?
But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?
Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.
