> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	7111	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Alien Abductions:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ores Mined:	7907

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Votes:	338
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Runes Activated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	291	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	692	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Animals Bred:	107	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9289
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	5008
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Votes:	6597
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com