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NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Farms Harvested:	928	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Farms Harvested:	486	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Towns Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Potions Brewed:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ores Mined:	8892	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	119
Towns Built:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	991	Runes Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	1657
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2953
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	2787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10