Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Void Armor Forged: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Farms Harvested: 366
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Ores Mined: 7252 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 62 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2380 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9521
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Ores Mined: 8018 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 45

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 164
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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