Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 39 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Farms Harvested: 559
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Runes Activated: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 187
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Runes Activated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Farms Harvested: 412

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1570 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Buildings Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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