BadWolfMC

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

New Minecraft Servers

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

🖧 Our network features 4 servers with 8 different game modes so you’ll never get bored! Enjoy Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic& lots of minigames including Bed Wars, Hide & Seek, Paintball, Elytra Challenges& Parkour!
🐉 Ever wanted to fight an actually challenging dragon? We have loads of custom mobs!
🗒️We’re greylisted! Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and build permissions will be granted once your application is approved.
💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
🪶 Loads of things to do and amazing places to explore, including dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique and powerful prizes!
🏪 Balanced, diamond based economy with Player Shops & Jobs!
🍹 Up your game with custom potions for enhanced effects and fun with our permanent and seasonal recipes!
🗺️ Stalk your friends and view your builds from space with our dynamic live maps!
🛡️ Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization that you control!
🌎 Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds to keep the main worlds pretty and prevent resets!
❓ Find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.
✨ Lots of little extras to enhance your experience both in game and out!
👥 Seriously the best online community you’ll ever have the privilege of belonging to, with members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

(full rules here)

All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited. This is true even in PvP and for seemingly abandoned builds – if it’s not yours, don’t touch it.
No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed. (Including but not limited to: Badlion, Forge, Fabric, Lightloader, Lunar Client, flying, speed, x-ray, item duplication, glitching, etc.)
No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
Common Sense/Maturity – This is a game. Be respectful, have fun, don’t rage, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com We hope you’ll be as excited about this place as we are!

We look forward to seeing you in game!

CraftyMillennials

changing times, Childhood, childhood memories, communication changes, CraftyMillennials, cultural shifts, evolving language, generational differences, historical sayings, language evolution, language nostalgia, language trends, Millennials, Nostalgia, obsolete phrases, past sayings, phrases, phrases from the past, popular sayings, Reminiscing, societal changes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5202

Are you tired of being told to go play outside? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play outside without ever leaving the comfort of your own home! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and never hear the phrase “go play outside” again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic Minecraft journey today!

Glacier Microbe Madness

bacterial microbiomes, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation efforts, Diverse, ecosystem health, environmental impact, Freshwater Ecosystems, glacier, glacier shrinkage, glacier-fed streams, global study, global warming, madness, melting glaciers, Microbe, microbial communities, microbial diversity, region specific, threatened, Unique, water quality

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Farms Harvested:	133	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9421

come join our epic minecraft server where the bacteria are the real stars of the show! forget about building houses and farming crops, here you can explore the diverse and region-specific bacterial microbiomes in glacier-fed streams! watch out for the climate-induced glacier shrinkage though, those pesky glaciers are always causing trouble for our bacterial buddies. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

OrbitMC

Active, best, Community, Experience, Fun, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Involved, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, Season, second, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	195	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	56	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Server Season	2nd Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive
Links	Linktree

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the OrbitMC server?

Check out our Linktree for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.

Is the server modded or vanilla?

OrbitMC is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it has some plugins for added gameplay features but still maintains the vanilla Minecraft experience.

How do I contact the staff team for help?

You can contact the staff team through in-game messages, Discord, or through the server’s website forum.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, OrbitMC has a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. Make sure to read and adhere to these rules when playing on the server.

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, mysterious discovery, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 929623615, novel, puzzle, Realm, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	9960	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind server. See you there, if you dare!

MarrowMomma’sAssistanceNeeded

bone marrow donation, challenging situations, communication breakdown, critical illness, difficult conversations, emotional distress, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, healthcare decisions, ISOLATION, long distance travel, MarrowMommasAssistanceNeeded, medical procedure, mother-daughter relationship, pain management, personal sacrifice, secondary effects, self-care, supportive friends., Terrorism

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Animals Bred:	91	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, when BAM! You get a message from some doctors saying you’re a perfect match for a bone transplant. Like, what are the odds, right? But wait, it gets crazier. The whole process is super rushed, like they’re in a hurry to save someone’s life or something.

But here’s the kicker – you’re in so much pain from the meds they’re making you take, it’s like a real-life survival challenge. And get this, your family is no help at all. They’re all like, “I would never do that,” or “just donate blood instead,” or my personal favorite, “you have to suck it up and not complain.” Like, excuse me, I’m in agony here!

But fear not, fellow gamers, because on our server, we’ve got your back. We’ll support you through all your bone marrow adventures and make sure you never feel alone. Plus, we’ve got some epic events that will distract you from the pain – no terrorist attacks here, just good old-fashioned fun.

So join us on the most bone-chilling Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having. See you in the game, bone donors!

SpouseSnatcher420 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SpouseSnatcher420

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of killer bunnies. Yeah, you heard that right, killer bunnies! And that’s not all, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and flying pigs. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely of melons, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I’m talking unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, you name it!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while you’re at it. Love is in the air, my fellow gamers!

CraftyChicksLoveMe

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, Clarity, Communication, CraftyChicksLoveMe, cues, DATING, directness, Expectations, FLIRTING, Interest, Men, Perception, relationships, response, Signals, signs, Understanding, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns

#announcement, breaking news, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns, early retirement, Ethics, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, News, PM Trudeau, political decision, political future, political turmoil, Politics, resignation, scandal, stepping down

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1283	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.

Buzzing Bee Farmyard

agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), Animal pollination, Bee, BEES, Biodiversity, butterflies, buzzing, crop quality, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Farmyard, Flowers, food security, food supply, global food production, insects, movement patterns, plant variety, plantations, pollination services, Pollinators, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where animals pollinate the crops and make them taste like rainbows and unicorns! 🌈🦄 our pollinators are like tiny little fairies spreading magic dust all over the plants, making them grow faster and tastier! 🌱🍓🍇

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, riding giant bees and butterflies through fields of glowing flowers! 🐝🦋 and the best part is, the more you play, the more you’ll unlock special powers like super speed and the ability to talk to plants! 🌿🗣️

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most magical minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌✨

What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumMc Network ?

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Epic, Factions, Fun, game modes, gameplay, loving, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	1974
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Some of the Minecraft servers similar to ElysiumMc Network include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of game modes, custom minigames, and active player base.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex offers a diverse range of multiplayer games and challenges for players to enjoy, alongside a friendly community and active staff members.

3. The Hive – The Hive features unique game modes such as Hide and Seek, DeathRun, and Survival Games, providing players with a fresh and exciting experience each time they log on.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and custom minigames, including popular modes like SkyWars, EggWars, and more, ensuring players never run out of things to do.

5. Grian Network – Grian Network is a community-driven Minecraft server known for its creative building competitions, events, and challenges, perfect for players who enjoy unleashing their creativity.

These servers are just a few examples of the many Minecraft servers that offer similar gameplay experiences to ElysiumMc Network. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP battles, cooperative minigames, or creative building opportunities, there’s a server out there for everyone to enjoy.

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⭐ MineBlaze 🔥 More than 10 mini-games ⭐ Minecraft server

ajast, Bedwars, chicks, Cool, e-liquids, Fly, free cases, helicopters, KitPvP, mech mods, MineBlaze, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murder Mystery, plane, sex classes, Spawn, TEAM, track, vape, Vapes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5373	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Vapes, free cases, many mini-games. All this is on our server!

Have you ever seen such a cool server like ours? On our server you can get high on a vape (lots of e-liquids of different flavors, mech mods, ajast, etc.) until you lose consciousness, play cool mini-games (bedwars, kitpvp and the cool Murder Mystery) with a vape, get free cases through the team /free.

Are you interested in this yet? Then later we will finish you off with just the COOLEST HELICOPTERS!! Only here you can fly a cool plane around the spawn and roll your chicks off the track. (there are sex classes too) So come and visit us quickly!

MINEBLAZE.GO.GGMINE.RU

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER

1am, 1PM, 7am, 7pm EST, Architect, Curseforge, Difficulty, End.., Game version, HARD, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded, Nether, pre-generated chunks, Project, Server, server age, Server restarts, Spawn, U.S. East

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mines Excavated:	1214
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/HAjadF2V
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	3 Weeks

FAQs:

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can find the server IP in the Discord server listed above.

Q: What game difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

Q: When do server restarts occur?

A: Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult activities, awkward situation, couple, Disgusting, disruptive, EMBARRASSING, Inappropriate Behavior, INTIMATE, late night, loud sex, Motel, noisy neighbors, Oasis, Obnoxious, privacy, public display, ROADSIDE, roadside hotel, scandalous, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

BroDishDramaCraft

BroDishDramaCraft, brother, Chores, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISHES, Empathy, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, Household, Military, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, skates, Washing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.

Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!

WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

beneficial, cost effective, Designer, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, Investment, Lavish, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Upscale, valuable, value for money, worth it, WorthTheCraft, Worthwhile

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw