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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6315 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 205 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
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