BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	7507
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Towns Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Potions Brewed:	148	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	56
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	248	New Chunks Explored:	88754
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8284

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	177	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4416
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4606	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	New Chunks Explored:	575327
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.