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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8822 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 88 |
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So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!