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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Farms Harvested:	897
Void Armor Forged:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

qubecraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	7482

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	995467
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Majkrafci

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9568
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bredland

Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Plymouth Valley

When you join our server you can jump right into action with building. When you spawn you’re already part of the city Plymouth! Join a job and start making money to buy yourself a plot in a town, or start your own town! You can also spend your money in the Player Mall at spawn to buy other player’s items or purchase a Mall Plot and sell your own items! If you buy a plot, everything is protected in that plot. No one else can build or destroy! However, be careful in the wilderness, PVP is on everywhere except in the towns and there is no block protection there either! Build and play at your own risk! With many well knit plugins that promote both community and challenge, Plymouth Valley and its staff dedicates themselves to helping you have a great Minecraft experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.