Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

COBEL

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8888

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	124
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.