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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8342 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4557 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like my cousin’s partner, we believe in going big or going home. Our virtual baby showers come complete with a DJ, open bar, and even a dance floor for your pixelated party needs.
Don’t worry about traditional venues, we’re all about breaking the mold and throwing the most epic celebrations in the blocky world. And if your partner tries to veto our server, just tell them to grow a backbone and stand up for your right to have a blast in Minecraft!
Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you crying tears of joy (or maybe just laughing at the absurdity of it all)!
