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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 849 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8474 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Ores Mined: | 3890 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dancing to Baby Shark on repeat. like, you gotta boogie down to that catchy tune or you’ll get eaten by a giant dancing shark. it’s like a rave party but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to crash the party.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco club where you can challenge other players to dance battles. loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week in-game. it’s like the hunger games but with more glitter and less Jennifer Lawrence.
oh, and did i mention the special events we have every week? last week, we had a llama parade where everyone had to ride a llama through an obstacle course. winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. it was lit, fam.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a Justin Bieber concert, come join us! but beware, once you start dancing to Baby Shark, you can never stop. it’s like a curse, but a really fun one.
