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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7228 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
so, like, picture this: you join our server and you see a baby creeper just chilling, waiting to blow up your house. but don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly little puppies instead.
we also have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for spaceship parts.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that drops unlimited fried chicken legs when you defeat it? yeah, that’s a thing on our server.
so, like, if you want a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join us! every monster started as a baby, but they grow up to be the craziest creatures you’ve ever seen.
