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ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND RAINBOW SHEEP AND GOLDEN PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE YOU SPECIAL ABILITIES LIKE FLYING BACKWARDS AND TURNING INTO A BLOCK OF CHEESE?
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