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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4370 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Crops Grown: | 3587 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Join now to experience the thrill of choosing who gets to visit your virtual hospital room after a major pixelated medical procedure. Will it be your dad’s ex-girlfriend or his current girlfriend? The tension is palpable!
Watch as players battle it out over who gets to meet the virtual baby first, all while navigating complex family dynamics and questionable baby-holding skills. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own pixelated parenting choices.
So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft drama. Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and baby drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?