BabyDaddyBannedFromDaughter

absent father, alone, APPOINTMENTS, BabyDaddyBannedFromDaughter, bed rest, BETRAYAL, Breakup, co parenting, dad, Disappointment, family, Honesty, Lies, Pregnancy, relationships, Scan, selfish, single mother, Support, Trust, unborn baby

Looking for a Minecraft server to distract you from your drama-filled life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from baby daddy drama and lying exes. Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build a virtual world where the only drama is whether or not you have enough diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family cheering you on. So come join us and leave the baby daddy drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

BLOCK, BlockyDestiny, butterfly effect, CHANGE, Choices, consequences, Decision making, decision making process, hindsight, Impact, life changing, life lessons, Path, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, ripple effect, Self Discovery, significant change, small decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcomes

Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed drone, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, news report, Russian, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, SECURITY, Server, Shahed drone, Space, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

assassination attempt, BLOWN, Conflict, extremism, Hassan, Hassan Nasrallah, headquarters, hezbollah, HezCraft, leader, lebanon, massive airstrike, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, political violence, regional instability, RETALIATION, security threat, Targeted, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Awaaayyy, Chicago, Currency, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, laid back, Map, Minecraft, Phantom, player freedom, player head, PvP, quality of life, Resets, server performance, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

Straight Up <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/weird-pet-peeves/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	112

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

Atlus, Character, confusion, fan theories, game development, Gaming, Journey, Minecraft, Mystery, Persona, puzzling choices, question.., remake, remake characters, remake decisions, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, speculation, strange, strange journey remake, video game, Yukiko, Yukikos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Adventure, Anime, anime adaptation, anime adaptation concept, anime concept, anime crossover, anime fanfiction, anime fantasy, anime ideas, anime mashup, anime remake, Anime Series, anime version, Charlie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Chocolate, FACTORY, FANTASY, imagination, Minecraft, smp, WHIMSICAL

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SausageFreeZone

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, friendship, gagging, humor, italian sausages, JOKE, Lesbian, Lgbt, misunderstanding, relationships, roommate, rudeness, SAUSAGE, SausageFreeZone, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	3738
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Farms Harvested:	825	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotional attachment, emotions, feelings, genuine love, infatuation, lasting love, long term love, love, LuvNotInfatuation, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, romantic love, romantic relationship, Signs Of Love, smp, soulmate, true feelings., true love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyConspiracies

9/11 inside job, alternative facts, area 51, BELIEF, chemtrails, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, false flag, government cover-up, hidden agenda., illuminati, JFK assassination cover-up, mind control, moon landing hoax, new world order, paranormal activity, reptilian overlords, secret society, truth seeker, ufo sightings

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft! Join us as we dig deep into the mystery of why creepers explode, who really controls the Ender Dragon, and why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. But be warned, once you start uncovering the truth, there’s no turning back! So come join us and let’s unravel the secrets of the blocky world together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SoupThrower Minecraft Server

activism, Activists, art, art history, controversy, criminal, criminal charges, environmental activism, environmentalism, famous paintings, Jail, Justice, Minecraft, Oil, protest, protest art, punishment, Server, Soup, SoupThrower, Sunflowers, van Gogh, Vandalism

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we all pretend to be Just Stop Oil activists? Yeah, so get this – we got jailed for throwing soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers! Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against oil companies in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ll have you sneaking around, causing chaos, and maybe even getting arrested for your virtual activism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures in the process.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about the wackiness and the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Come on in and let’s make some trouble together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	693	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GazaCraft: AidWorkerDown

aid worker, AidWorkerDown, breaking news, Charity, Conflict, crime, Crisis, family, gaza, GazaCraft, gunmen, humanitarian, International, investigation, kill, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, shoot, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers! we promise no gunmen here, only friendly players ready to build and explore together. plus, our charity events are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re saving the world one block at a time. bring your family along for the ride and watch as they become minecraft masters in no time. join now for a killer time, but not literally, we don’t mess with that stuff here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8796	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lootbox Madness: Gamble or Shop?

addiction, compulsive behavior, excessive spending, gamble, gambling, intervention, lootbox, lootbox addiction, lootbox counseling, lootbox help, lootbox intervention, lootbox problem, lootbox recovery, lootbox spending, lootbox support, lootbox therapy, Lootboxes, madness, mental health, problem gambling, problem shopping, Shop, shopping, Therapy

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lootboxes that will make u question ur life choices!!! spend all ur money on virtual items that u dont even need!!! u might end up in debt but at least u will have a sick diamond sword!!! join now and see if u have a shopping problem or a gambling problem!!! either way, u will have a blast on our server!!! come on, what are u waiting for??? dive into the virtual world of questionable financial decisions!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vanilla Java 1.21: Where Ordinary Meets Hermitcraft-like, with a Side of Fabric and Whitelist

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Focused, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraftlike, java, Map, meets, Nether, ordinary, Player Base, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Side, Simple VoiceChat, Vanilla, Whitelist

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Minecraft Version	Java 1.21
Whitelisted	Yes

Our Server Features

Version: 1.21 – Always up to date with the latest features and updates!
Community-Focused: Small, friendly group of players building, adventuring, and working on projects together.
Grief Protection: Measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

Mods

– BlueMap

– AudioPlayer

– Simple VoiceChat

– Dragon Elytra Drops

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players: Like-minded individuals who are active and respectful.
Whitelisted server to ensure a high-quality community.
Events: Participate in server-wide events such as PVP event, build contests, and community projects.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD

We can’t wait to see what amazing creations you bring to the server!

Happy crafting!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with some quality of life mods.
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
Are there griefers on the server?	We have measures in place to protect builds from griefing.
What kind of events do you have?	We host PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ores Mined:	3876	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Van Gogh’s Souped Minecraft Server

Art Conservation, art history, Art Reproductions, artistic interpretation, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, famous artists, Fossil Fuels, Goghs, Impressionist Art, Just Stop Oil, Minecraft, OIL INDUSTRY, renewable energy, Server, Souped, Souped Again, Stop Oil Pollution, sustainable practices, van, Van Gogh Paintings, Vincent Van Gogh, youtube video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness the madness of Van Gogh paintings coming to life and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Our server is so wild that even the oil paintings are trying to escape their canvas prisons! Who knew that Minecraft could be so avant-garde? Join us for a truly surreal experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure. Join now and help us stop the madness of Van Gogh paintings souping around the server! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Meteorites Collected:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Asian heritage, bamboo, Brit, British economy, British politics, budget planning, chancellor, conservative party, economic policy, edish, environmental initiatives, Finance minister, financial management, fiscal responsibility, government spending, green technology, Minecraft, political leadership, renewable resources, rishi sunak, smp, Sustainable development, UK Government

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Rishi Sunak and bamboo dishes collide in a hilarious and chaotic adventure.

Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.

But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.