Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Mysticfox.de

    Mysticfox.de

    Server Features: CityBuild: Build your own city and become the architect of your world. Survival Lands Claiming: Protect your land and experience survival on a whole new level. Murder Mystery: Solve thrilling mysteries and catch the murderer! TNTRun: Show off your skills in explosive parkour challenges. EliteMobs: Many Quests! SkyBlock: Master life on a floating island.

    Special Systems: – New Fishing System: Fish in innovative ways and enjoy a whole new fishing experience. – Farming System: Develop your own farm with fresh mechanics. – Minions: Let your helpers work for you while you focus on adventures. – New Menu Textures: Enjoy stylish and easy-to-navigate menus.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!

    Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!
    Lostshard Overview
    Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.
    Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. You won’t find another server like this.
    Video showcase of our custom spells/magic system: Watch Here
    Discord: Click here to join!
    IP: lostshard.club
    MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)
    Features:
    • Magic / spellcasting
    • Skills and builds
    • PvP with custom combat
    • Clans
    • Plots / land claiming
    • Events
    • Active community

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Do I need any mods to play on Lostshard? No, Lostshard does not require any mods to play. It has custom systems that do not depend on external modifications.
    Is the server active with events and community engagement? Yes, Lostshard has an active community with regular events and engagement opportunities for players.
    Can I claim land and build on this server? Yes, Lostshard features plot and land claiming systems for players to build and customize their own areas.
    How can I join the Lostshard Discord server? You can join the Lostshard Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

    So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

    Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Farms Harvested: 835 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4559
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DeadbeatSisDrama

    DeadbeatSisDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

    Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Crops Grown: 6857
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mines Excavated: 2317
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Potions Brewed: 165 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FiredFastMC SMP

    FiredFastMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Animals Bred: 105 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SpookyCrafters

    SpookyCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4149 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Gods Slained: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PassportPurgeCraft

    PassportPurgeCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Potions Brewed: 77
    Towns Built: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Stigma Pixelmon

    Stigma Pixelmon

    The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

    See you soon I hope 🙂

    Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Towns Built: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Buildings Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MineKvant Minecraft server

    MineKvant Minecraft server

    New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

    Kind and responsive administration!

    Come visit us!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 161 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

    Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)
    Server Name: Survival Minecraft Server
    Griefing Policy: Not allowed
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    World Age: 4 years old, no resets
    Rules: No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. What are the rules on griefing?

    Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

    2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

    3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

    No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

    4. How old is the server world?

    The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

    5. Is redstone broken on the server?

    No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Animals Bred: 65
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1690 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

    Meal Delivery Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dimension Hops: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

    The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

    But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Animals Bred: 51 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CatCraft Ultimatum

    CatCraft Ultimatum
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

    But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 248 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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