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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9484 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 453 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!