Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Animals Bred:	111	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP

adventurous sex, BlockyBedBuddies, daring escapades, Exciting adventures, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, memorable moments, Minecraft, offbeat experiences, public sex, risky behavior, secret rendezvous, smp, taboo places, thrilling encounters., unconventional locations, unconventional sex, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual locations, unusual sex, wild encounters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5611	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Villages Defended:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyRedFlagz

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, CraftyRedFlagz, DATING, deal breakers, emotional intelligence, first date, Honesty, intuition, red flag behaviors, red flags, reddit, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, toxic behavior, Trust, warning signs, Women

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever been on a date with a guy who thinks diamonds are useless in Minecraft? That’s a major red flag! But fear not, because on our server, we worship diamonds like they’re the rarest treasure in the world. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find your diamond-loving soulmate along the way. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a full set of enchanted diamond armor, am I right? So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WarriorsCraft Minecraft Server

cancelation, Censorship, controversy, cultural events, current events, documentary film, festival news, film festival updates, film industry, film screening, film screenings., freedom of speech, international relations, media manipulation, Minecraft, political film, propaganda film, propaganda tactics, Russians at War, Server, war films, WarriorsCraft, Zurich Film Festival

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a cancelled film screening at the zurich film festival! we got russians at war, we got explosions, we got chaos galore! who needs a film festival when you can witness all the action in game?! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have short term memory loss, in which case, join again for the first time)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, HungaryCraft, international relations, leadership, lol, Military, national security, nato, Orbán, Orbán administration, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6699
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sloth Survival Server

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7252
Crops Grown:	1752	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Chick’s Minecraft Server

chicks, comparison, confusion, Copy, doppelganger, double take, doubt, Duality, Identical, Identity, lookalike, Minecraft, Mirror Image, question.., Repetition, resemblance, same chick, Server, Similarity, twin, uncertainty, Verification

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and leaving behind a trail of glitter and confetti. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this wild and wacky server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Towns Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	402496	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission

#my hero academia, Academia, Anime, Archive, Characters, Commission, Fan, fanfiction, Fiction, Hero, izuku, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, Own, planned, plannedOpinions, query, search, series, smp, Supplement, work

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! We have a community of players who are all secretly superheroes from the “My Hero Academia” universe. That’s right, you can join us and unleash your quirk in epic battles against villains and other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of fanfiction writers who are constantly plotting and scheming to create the ultimate crossover story involving Izuku and all your favorite characters. Will you join them in their quest for literary greatness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become the next Izuku supplement plannedOpinions legend.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CircusScreamStopper

Apology, Audience, circus, CircusScreamStopper, Cirque Du Soleil, Communication, Concessions, Confrontation, disruptive, ear drums, Empathy, Etiquette, intermission, loud, noise level, Rude, screaming, sensitivity, sobbing, Staff, stranger

Are you tired of dealing with loud circus-goers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can enjoy all the excitement of Cirque Du Soleil without the ear-splitting screams! Our virtual acrobats are always quiet and respectful, so you can enjoy the show in peace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual circus performances without the drama of sobbing spectators. Our staff will even offer you virtual concessions to keep you entertained during intermission. And don’t worry, if anyone gets too loud, you can just block them with the click of a button!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy circus experiences forever. And remember, on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineCraftAppLand

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Do you spend more time on your phone than you do in the real world? Are your thumbs permanently stuck in a scrolling position? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where you can finally put those nimble fingers to good use! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your favorite app and spend hours building, mining, and battling mobs in our crazy virtual world. Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse survivors, Accountability, Belgian, Blasts, Blistering Welcome, catholic church, Church Leaders, Church Reform, clergy, cover up, Healing and Justice, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, Minecraft, pm, pope francis, scandal, Scandal Response, Server, sex abuse, Truth and Reconciliation, Victims

Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

Alliance, Commitment, Conflict, CraftyUkraine, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harris, international relations, Military, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, resolution, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Victory, War

come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyTraumaCraft

abuse prevention, abuse survivors, BlockyTraumaCraft, childhood abuse, children, coronavirus, Covid-19, health, increased risk, long COVID conditions, long haulers, long-term consequences, long-term effects, Medical research, mental health, pandemic, physical health, public health, research, severe abuse, Trauma

so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

Fenix Minecraft Server 1.20 Events Custom crafts Vanilla survival Roleplay Discord Competition Sweepstakes Pirate Licensed Minecraft Survival Cities Players Role Optimization Hosting TPS, Hardcore, No Donations, No Private, No Registration, Pirate, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Anticheat

Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.