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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ores Mined:	2289	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6045	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4396	Enchantments Applied:	184

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	9847	Emeralds Found:	889
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	1603	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	1852	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Farms Harvested:	190	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
New Chunks Explored:	734339	Ores Mined:	1274
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2