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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7631 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Join us for insane builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your family drama and focus on building the best virtual world possible.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, because we have unicorns roaming around, dragons to slay, and a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, all your real-life problems will magically disappear (Disclaimer: this is not scientifically proven, but it’s worth a shot, right?).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will make you forget all about skipping your twins’ graduation for the birth of a grandchild. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!