””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Buildings Constructed: 15
Dragon Scales Harvested: 292 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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