””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

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Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoTrespassingZone

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

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IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	229
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3791
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockBusterJoy

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Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crops Grown:	7847

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8267	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2343	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Items Found:	7446	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3263	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4