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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 389 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 867 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!