Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mama’s Minecart Madness

    Mama’s Minecart Madness
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by none other than Ennamama herself! Yes, you heard that right. Ennamama, the legendary Minecraft goddess, who is known for her epic builds and crazy antics. And guess what? She’s looking for a companion to explore the vast world of Minecraft with her.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can also engage in epic PvP battles with other players, build your own kingdom, and even ride dragons into battle. And did I mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of sex with Ennamama (just kidding, but hey, anything is possible on this server)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Mines Excavated: 2754

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Unbeatable Steve’s Minecraft Madness

    Unbeatable Steve’s Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the toughest mobs are no match for our players!

    Join now and experience the thrill of taking down invincible enemies with your bare hands. Our players have defeated dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join our server and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you saying, “How do I beat this fucker, he’s literally invincible.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the unconquerable.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Russian Roulette Minecraft Server: Where the only thing dying is your pixelated self!

    Russian Roulette Minecraft Server: Where the only thing dying is your pixelated self!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where death is just the beginning! Join us and sacrifice yourself for the greater good, or be labeled a traitor and watch as Russia gets overrun by Muslim immigrants from Asia. But hey, diversity is a strength, right?

    Come be a part of our insane community where anything can happen. Build, battle, and betray your way to the top as we create a world like no other. Who needs boring old factions when you can have a server filled with drama, danger, and diversity?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #887

    BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #887
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Limilin in Kansai Edition is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our current event is called Poppin’western journey, where you can ride horses through the wild west and battle bandits with your trusty pickaxe. And don’t even get me started on our current gacha, To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha, where you can win a 5* Rimi who can serenade creepers to sleep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our next event is called Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, where you’ll have to fight off a dragon that’s terrorizing the server. And the next gacha, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, will give you a 5* Shiro who can summon a shield made of diamonds to protect you from any enemy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! And don’t forget to check out our ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT~ video for some hilarious translations and our Dumbdori soundboard and Flappy Ako game for some silly fun. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Gaymers Paradise – #2263

    Gaymers Paradise – #2263
    Welcome to our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server, where you can join forces with the most fabulous and divine beings in all of blocky land!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, Jesus himself descends from the heavens every Sunday to bless players with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him riding a majestic rainbow llama through the pixelated skies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret unicorn sanctuary, where you can tame and ride these magical creatures into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it for eternity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SenpaiCraft: Yandere Love in Minecraft

    SenpaiCraft: Yandere Love in Minecraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Imagine this: You’re mining away, looking for diamonds, when suddenly you spot a player in a stunning dress. But wait, it’s not just any player – it’s Takachiho Honoka! And guess what? She’s not just a reclusive gamer, she’s also a total party animal when she’s had a few too many potions!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love story more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to finding your player two?

    So what are you waiting for? Hit that Join button and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing worth digging for on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 314742 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Mordecai & Rigby’s 6 Million Block Bonfire Minecraft Server

    Mordecai & Rigby’s 6 Million Block Bonfire Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable requests from your boss. Join now for a chance to participate in wacky challenges like burning 6 million jews in a day! Don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun… or is it?

    Imagine the chaos as you try to reach that outrageous goal, all while dodging angry mobs and lava pits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a promotion if you succeed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun… right? 😉

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Towns Built: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky City Adventures: Singapore Edition

    Blocky City Adventures: Singapore Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the beauty of Singapore without leaving your couch! Why travel when you can teleport straight to this virtual paradise?

    Join us and build your own Marina Bay Sands out of pixelated blocks, or create a replica of the famous Merlion statue in your backyard. Don’t forget to visit our virtual hawker centers for some delicious Minecraft food that won’t give you any calories!

    But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground laser tag arena where you can battle it out with other players for ultimate supremacy. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our virtual cable car that will take you soaring through the skies of our Minecraft Singapore.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic journey in this blocky version of the Lion City!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft Madness: Coom in Moom’s Womb

    Minecraft Madness: Coom in Moom’s Womb
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to coom in Moom’s womb! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is located on a floating island in the shape of a giant banana. Why? Because why not!

    2. The only way to access the island is by riding a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs filled with enchanted loot. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have these beauties?

    4. The main attraction of our server is a disco party cave where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is a trampoline. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow players!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to coom in Moom’s womb for good luck!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixelated Sushi Shack: Where East Meets West in Minecraft

    Pixelated Sushi Shack: Where East Meets West in Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Japan has decided to stop producing video games for the West and focus all their efforts on our server instead. Why, you ask? Because our server is just that amazing!

    Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a sushi-eating pixelated panda riding a rainbow llama. As you explore our world, you’ll stumble upon hidden onsen hot springs where you can relax and rejuvenate your Minecraft character.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Samurai Village, where you can train with minecraft swords and battle against creeper ninjas. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the fabled Golden Shuriken hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Japanese video games when you have our insane Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FinnishCraft: Where Creeper Migration is Encouraged!

    FinnishCraft: Where Creeper Migration is Encouraged!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, ridiculous challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new mining buddies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows that attract hungry creepers looking for a snack? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have dancing pigs that put on nightly performances, flying sheep that give you aerial tours of the server, and talking trees that offer valuable advice (mostly about how to avoid getting eaten by zombies).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unbelievable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: Join Now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineCrafty McMineface – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineface – Digging for LOLs

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

    Upcoming Tournaments

    Forget about building blocks, it’s time to show off your PvP skills in our epic tournaments! Early May tournament poll is up, so cast your vote now! And don’t miss out on the Slayer in May event – it’s going to be legendary!

    Resources

    Need some help mastering the game? Check out our main wiki with frame data and system mechanics info. And if you want to see some pro-level gameplay, our replay uploaders have got you covered!

    Mods Galore!

    Looking to spice up your gameplay? Our server has some outrageous mods like the Potato Mod – because who doesn’t want to fight with potatoes? And don’t forget about the Frame Data Display mod to give you that extra edge in battles!

    Latest DLC and Patches

    Get ready for the newest DLC character, A.B.A., coming on March 26th! And make sure to stay updated with the latest patches and dev backyards – you never know what surprises await!

    Join Now!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even run into a creeper doing a victory dance!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Block and Roll: The No-Fap Minecraft Server

    Block and Roll: The No-Fap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server for the most INSANE gaming experience of your life!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own SKIRT out of blocks, and get plowed down by CREEPERS instead of men! It’s like going into heat, but with a pickaxe in hand!

    Our server is so wild, it will make your desires unbound! No need for a closet full of skimpy outfits, just log on and let your creativity run wild. And who needs a 9″ dildo when you have a diamond sword?

    So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ores Mined: 4406 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MineCraft: RE:ZERO LOL

    MineCraft: RE:ZERO LOL
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and witness the craziest transformation ever – one minute, Sheila was just a regular Minecraft player, and the next minute, she became kyonyuu! Yes, you heard that right! And now she’s building the most jaw-dropping structures you’ve ever seen, all while rocking her new look.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. And rumor has it, if you can catch a ride on its back, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest adventures, the most bizarre transformations, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1736 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyMcCraftFace: Server No. 917025932 by Definitely Not Anonymous

    CraftyMcCraftFace: Server No. 917025932 by Definitely Not Anonymous
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of RAINBOW LLAMAS and battle evil mobs with DANCING SKELETONS as your allies.

    Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot EXPLODING SHEEP from your fingertips and build castles made of CHOCOLATE BLOCKS.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet TALKING CREEPER that will tell you hilarious jokes while you mine for diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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