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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9648 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.