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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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